Monkey Slot Machine Frequently Asked Questions

Please review the questions and answers below before contacting the The Monkeymaster. I love you all, but sometimes I get a little too much mail about silly stuff. : )

If you're still having trouble after reading this page, or have found a genuine bug, please mail The Monkeymaster with a complete report, including what you were doing, your browser name, version and operating system and exactly what happened. I need this info if I am to solve your problem!

Questions

  1. Is this game free?
  2. Do I get cash or prizes for playing?
  3. How do I save my bank to play later?
  4. Help! I came back and my bank is gone!
  5. How does the progressive jackpot work?
  6. What is the silliest question you've been asked?
  7. What kind of monkey is that?
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Is this game free?

Yes, it is free.

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How do I save my bank to play later?

Your bank is automatically saved every time you spin the wheel. The Save Bank function works using "Cookies", a sort of temporary file for your browser to save simple data. Cookies set by the Monkey Slot Machine will only be visible by the Monkey Slot Machine, so your privacy is not compromised.

Instructions to Enable Cookies:

If your browser is not configured to accept cookies, you cannot save your bank. To enable cookies, here are some simple directions. Consult your browser's documentation or help files for a better explaination.
On Netscape: Go to the "Edit" menu and select "Preferences...". On the preferences screen, select "Advanced". In the "Cookies" radio group, select something other than "Disable Cookies".

On Internet Explorer: Go to the "Tools" menu and select "Internet Options". Click on the "Security" tab and be sure your Internet zone security level is set to Medium or lower. You may also select "Custom Level" and set up your security as you like it-- just be sure that Cookies are enabled.

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Help! I came back and my bank is gone!

The Save Bank function works using "Cookies", a sort of temporary file for your browser to save simple data. Cookies set by the Monkey Slot Machine will only be visible by the Monkey Slot Machine, so your privacy is not compromised. See How do I save my bank to play later?, above for more info on enabling cookies in your Web browser.

For security, only the exact same domain name that wrote the monkey dollars can access the info in those files. Maybe what has happened is that you racked up all your monkey dollars at http://www.slotsfreebies.com and then returned to http://slotsfreebies.com, or some other domain, to find them gone. Be sure you return to the exact site where you earned your dollars.

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Do I get cash or prizes for playing?

The Monkey Slot Machine awards Monkey Dollars, not US Dollars. Monkey Dollars exist only in the ethereal world of the Monkey Casino and are not redeemable for any prizes.

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How does the progressive jackpot work?

The Monkey Slot Machine progressive jackpot works like most progressive jackpots you may have seen in casinos. Every time any player bets, a portion of that bet increments the jackpot; the higher the bet the higher the increment. This creates a bit of competition between players. The jackpot starts at $500000.00 and goes up until someone hits a triple Aye-Aye jackpot. The winner of the jackpot gets the jackpot times the amount bet! There are 2 sets of Aye-Ayes in rotation. They are the black wiry-haired nocturnal monkies (prosimians, actually) with the weird-looking eyes.

Other winners (double, regalr jackpots, special combos) also pay out in a portion of the progressive jackpot total.

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What kind of a monkey is that?

Now you can meet the whole cast-of-characters at the Monkey Slot MAchine and get tons of useful monkey information here: Meet The Monkeyslots Cast.

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What's the silliest question you've been asked?

So far, this: 
 Subject: (no subject)
 Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 01:40:53 EDT
 From: ----------@aol.com
 To: monkeymadness@squirrelmonkey.com

  again this is --------  also i still heard from you  yestreday  . i want
 know  about cash out in my need back my money in 55 thousands but  i not need
  race with  them  in monkey slots machine . i still waiting from them  you
 will explain to me  i want know about  55 thousads i have 55 thousand in save
 money but  i want  back money in  55 thousands  in cash out  or what?  pls
 pls pls  reply .

 thank you ,
 --------
Not so much silly as cryptic. Please give the tired old monkeymaster a break!

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